At the White House, Mr. Bush himself offered a stern warning to Mr. Blix and his U.N. team.

“I’m a patient man,” Mr. Bush said. “But if you insist on continuing to look for things you’re supposed to be looking for, you’ll see how quickly my patience runs thin.”

Andy Borowitz

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