"Donald Rumsfeld hasn't brought peace to the Mideast, but he has brought three-dollars-a-gallon gas to the Midwest", he said. "For that alone, he deserves our unwavering support."
Elsewhere, President Bush said today that immigrants should be permitted to work in America on a temporary basis, much as he does at the White House.
Andy Borowitz
Elsewhere, President Bush said today that immigrants should be permitted to work in America on a temporary basis, much as he does at the White House.
Andy Borowitz
ANDY IN AUSTRALIA
MAY 22-28
Andy makes his first ever visit to Australia from May 22 to 28 as part of the Sydney Writers' Festival. For information, go to http://www.swf.org.au .
For more pertinent satire, please visit:
The Borowitz Report:
http://www.borowitzreport.com
MAY 22-28
Andy makes his first ever visit to Australia from May 22 to 28 as part of the Sydney Writers' Festival. For information, go to http://www.swf.org.au .
For more pertinent satire, please visit:
The Borowitz Report:
http://www.borowitzreport.com