In Washington, Vice President Dick Cheney responded to Mr. Allawi’s request to give sovereignty back with a curt, “No way”, adding, “All I can say to Mr. Allawi is, be careful what you wish for, pal.”
Elsewhere, attendees at the NATO summit in Turkey said they would reserve judgment on President Bush’s speech there until they had time to read the English translation.
Andy Borowitz
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Elsewhere, attendees at the NATO summit in Turkey said they would reserve judgment on President Bush’s speech there until they had time to read the English translation.
Andy Borowitz
For More Satire, please visit The Borowitz Report
http://www.borowitzreport.com
Waste someone's time.
Forward to a friend.
ANDY BOROWITZ WINS
NATIONAL PRESS CLUB AWARD!
Andy Borowitz has received the National Press Club's first-ever prize for humor, for The Borowitz Report. He will be honored at the National Press Club banquet on Monday, July 12 in Washington, D.C.
BOROWITZ IN NYC JULY 8
Catch Andy Borowitz performing live in “Welcome to our Week,” hosted by the hilarious Jessi Klein and Nick Kroll. Thursday, July 8 at Cinema Classics, East 11th between 1st and 2nd Avenues. Show begins at 8 PM.
THE TERMINATOR'S TERM
TOTALLY RECALLED !
http://www.borowitzreport.com/books.asp
NATIONAL PRESS CLUB AWARD!
Andy Borowitz has received the National Press Club's first-ever prize for humor, for The Borowitz Report. He will be honored at the National Press Club banquet on Monday, July 12 in Washington, D.C.
BOROWITZ IN NYC JULY 8
Catch Andy Borowitz performing live in “Welcome to our Week,” hosted by the hilarious Jessi Klein and Nick Kroll. Thursday, July 8 at Cinema Classics, East 11th between 1st and 2nd Avenues. Show begins at 8 PM.
THE TERMINATOR'S TERM
TOTALLY RECALLED !
http://www.borowitzreport.com/books.asp