“In the wrong hands, the truth can destabilize regions and even destroy entire civilizations,” Mr. Bush said. “In that respect, the truth itself is a weapon of mass destruction – one that Mr. Saddam Hussein will never be able to use again.”

The President closed his speech with tough words for North Korea’s Kim Jung-il, whom the President accused of telling the truth about his own weapons program.

Naming Mr. Kim a member of what he called “The Axis of Veracity,” Mr. Bush urged the North Korean madman to cease and desist telling the truth and to “join the community of truth-fearing nations.”

Andy Borowitz

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