Jake Braswell, 39, a video store clerk who regularly visits eBay in search of memorabilia from the '70's television series "Battlestar Gallactica," said he had no intention of putting in a bid for Iraq, adding that he thought the listing itself was "misleading."
"No way is Iraq in 'mint condition,'" Mr. Braswell said.
"No way is Iraq in 'mint condition,'" Mr. Braswell said.
As of late last night, U.S. officials were still holding out hope that someone, possibly erstwhile media mogul Edgar Bronfman Jr., might be tempted to make a bid for Iraq, but their mood was growing increasingly pessimistic.
"In retrospect, asking for $87 billion might have been a mistake," one official conceded.
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"In retrospect, asking for $87 billion might have been a mistake," one official conceded.
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